Never tell your password to anyone.
FREAK FOR SKEET: omg plz talk to me
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: yo im so sorry dude
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: my computer was being bombarded with huge ass trojans
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and i aint talking about the rubber
FREAK FOR SKEET: o shit
FREAK FOR SKEET: l4d have something to do with it?
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: lol
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: possibly
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: you know them tubes?
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: like
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: the ones in css
FREAK FOR SKEET: yesyes..
FREAK FOR SKEET: wait no
FREAK FOR SKEET: i dont
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: well its these big tubes
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: that you can fit in if you crouch
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and they are used in zombiemod
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: but they are really cheap
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: nobody can get you
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: if you spray
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i saw a pair
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: in left 4 dead
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and zombies were after me
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and i was like
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i need to get my ass in there
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: but it wouldnt let me
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and thats when i started lagging
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: like the sound would loop
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and nothing worked
FREAK FOR SKEET: heres 10$ now shut up trip, now get ur mouth all up on my dick like ur in a strip club now shake it fast, heres another 5$ now shake ur ass
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: stop ripping off of some dumbshits work
FREAK FOR SKEET: i like to be random
FREAK FOR SKEET: http://www.ridinsolorecords.com/media/freakforskeet2.mp3
FREAK FOR SKEET: listen to that man
FREAK FOR SKEET: it will cure ur illness
FREAK FOR SKEET: even ur computers
FREAK FOR SKEET: wats that nasty rash all over ur toosh? looks like its made its made up ur bush
FREAK FOR SKEET: suck my dick and squeeze are skeet , put it down all up on ur feet, then lick that shit down through ur throat, cuz u milk that skeet like a billy goat
FREAK FOR SKEET: cottage cheese and discharge on sheets man u r a dirty freak
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: wow
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: you not only decide to melt my eyes
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: but now my ears?
FREAK FOR SKEET: wat u smokin?
FREAK FOR SKEET: i like the ryhmes
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: my ears are bleeding
FREAK FOR SKEET: wells not my fault u dont no good music
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: well depends on what good music is
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: if good music is:
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: heres the three signs the song will make your ears bleed:
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: 1. it has a big black beat
FREAK FOR SKEET: ..
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: 2. number 1 would be considered okay only if the rapper is black
FREAK FOR SKEET: ..
FREAK FOR SKEET: i like it
FREAK FOR SKEET: cuz it talks about skeet
FREAK FOR SKEET: and goats
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: 3. anything jordan sends is immediately "faggish"
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: hahahaha
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: alright alright
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i can admit
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: white boys got some good verses
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: SOME
FREAK FOR SKEET: yes..
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: anyways
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: speaking of verses
FREAK FOR SKEET: but not everything i send u.
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: you got that mickey avalon shit done?
FREAK FOR SKEET: see.. i had about 20 lines, but then i was helpin an old lady cross the crosswalk and we got hit by a truck..
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: achoo
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: *ACHHOOO*
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: see, im allergic to bullshit
FREAK FOR SKEET: really man..
FREAK FOR SKEET: than i suffered from amnesia
FREAK FOR SKEET: and couldn't member my verses
FREAK FOR SKEET: such a bummer..
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: yeah and i made love to twenty beached whales through their blowholes and clogged it up and now im a threat to PETA and the national environmental protection agency
FREAK FOR SKEET: lmao
FREAK FOR SKEET: wtf?!! man
FREAK FOR SKEET: w
FREAK FOR SKEET: t
FREAK FOR SKEET: f
FREAK FOR SKEET: .
FREAK FOR SKEET: .
FREAK FOR SKEET: .
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: one deaged
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: nigga got one deaged
FREAK FOR SKEET: yes
FREAK FOR SKEET: i
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: seriously dude
FREAK FOR SKEET: did
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: am i ever going to run out of comebacks?
FREAK FOR SKEET: idk man.

1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: alright lets seee whatchu got
FREAK FOR SKEET: ur prolly the king of comebacks
FREAK FOR SKEET: over steam
FREAK FOR SKEET: and no nigga
FREAK FOR SKEET: i told u
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: you got amnesia
FREAK FOR SKEET: yes
FREAK FOR SKEET: idk my name anymore
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: so you have to start over?
FREAK FOR SKEET: yes
FREAK FOR SKEET: wats ur name again?
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: so let me get this straight
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: you know how to speak and comprehend english, know how to have SOME humor, still act jewish, listen to white kids rapping, and tell me this elaborate story and you cant remember your own NAME???
FREAK FOR SKEET: exactlly
FREAK FOR SKEET: good job
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: wow im amazed
FREAK FOR SKEET: i had to give the poor lady mouth to mouth
FREAK FOR SKEET: but then we got hit by the truck
FREAK FOR SKEET: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK I'LL HIT IT IN THE MUD
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: jesus christ
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: you have amnesia
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: right?
FREAK FOR SKEET: yes
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and your saying you acn recall the events that happened that led TO your amnesia?
FREAK FOR SKEET: ya
FREAK FOR SKEET: doctors said its a very rare kind of amnesia
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: no
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: its not possible
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: if you get hit by a truck your gonna get a common amnesia if your LUCKY
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: or you DIE
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: theres no such thing as a rare case of amnesia
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: you forget every thing
FREAK FOR SKEET: are you my doctor??
FREAK FOR SKEET: wheres ur degree?
FREAK FOR SKEET: i was almost killed doin my civil duties.. i should've got a purple heart
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i already got a PhD
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: you should have gotten a slap in the ass
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and a dick in your holes
FREAK FOR SKEET: I did
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: or dicks in your holes
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: oh
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: alright
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i see
FREAK FOR SKEET: wai tno
FREAK FOR SKEET: no
FREAK FOR SKEET: nigga
FREAK FOR SKEET: WHAT IT IS NIGGA
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: stop trying to act black just because your skin pigment is a little darker than the crackers around you
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: come try that shit down here
FREAK FOR SKEET: yea ok..
FREAK FOR SKEET: i'll have them niggas on their knees with a snap of my finger
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: with the snap of your finger, you can get your fingers snapped
FREAK FOR SKEET: pshhhhh.. You obviously dont know me.
FREAK FOR SKEET: im strait outa
FREAK FOR SKEET: Farmingdale
FREAK FOR SKEET: Represent niggas
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: crackerville
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: crackertown
FREAK FOR SKEET: FARMINGdale..
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: cracker city
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: new cracker
FREAK FOR SKEET: Farmingdale, MAINE
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: Fuckyouuptheasshard, MAINE
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: more like it
FREAK FOR SKEET: no
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: si
FREAK FOR SKEET: its hard up here man.. highest taxes, ugliest women, highest depression rate, least black ppl, ugliest women..
FREAK FOR SKEET: It's just another day in maine..
FREAK FOR SKEET: while u bitches r thrivin like a sob in GA
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: mm well
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i aint seen nothing yet
FREAK FOR SKEET: y o, think of it this way..
FREAK FOR SKEET: i cant even walk the streets of maine
FREAK FOR SKEET: with
FREAK FOR SKEET: out
FREAK FOR SKEET: trippin on black ice
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i dont think the bitches of georgia are hot
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: they just average
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: maybe below
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: probably below
FREAK FOR SKEET: lol go to maine
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: lol
FREAK FOR SKEET: then you'll really see
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: its like all the hot chicks come out like ppl come out of a bomb shelter after war
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and they cling on me
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and your like
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: where the fuck these hoes come from??
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and you gonna be hating and shit
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and your gonna shoot me
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: so im not going up there
FREAK FOR SKEET: ..
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: last think i want is to die in crackerjewtown
FREAK FOR SKEET: lmao
FREAK FOR SKEET: if i go to GA..
FREAK FOR SKEET: dayumm
FREAK FOR SKEET: i'll be railing girls in a row
FREAK FOR SKEET: in a line
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: your going to be so lonely
FREAK FOR SKEET: yea ok..
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: your going to miss your friends
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: who accepted you at a young age because young ppl arent ugly
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: but as they grow older they slowly form into douchebags
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and im only talking about you
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and others because you buy them stuff 0.o
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: you probably going to stand a better chance being gay and sucking up to hash or blade
FREAK FOR SKEET: shit man..
FREAK FOR SKEET: u have aimbot or somethin..
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: lol
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: hahahahahaha
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: hilarious
FREAK FOR SKEET: yea
FREAK FOR SKEET: like 1 deaged 10 million times in a row
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and you dinked me
FREAK FOR SKEET: then 1 aked
FREAK FOR SKEET: arrrghghghg
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: lol
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: hahahaha
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: 1 deaged 1 million times to you
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and you dink me
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: lol
FREAK FOR SKEET: at least i dinked u
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: yeah but you got one deaged right after that
FREAK FOR SKEET: lmao

1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i just got me a nade kill
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: 999 damage
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: yo you wanna know whats so funny?
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: like i used to be pro at nades
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: like super pro
FREAK FOR SKEET: o.0
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: average 10 nade kills per server join
FREAK FOR SKEET: like idk if i've ever seen a nade pro but ok
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and i had a really good score too
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: this was back in the day
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: like 55-3
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: thats kind of shit
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: that*
FREAK FOR SKEET: like esp
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: almost
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i was like 9 years old
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i dont know what the fuck esp is
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: well i did
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: but
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: not in game
FREAK FOR SKEET: ok..
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: anyways
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: back to my shit
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: there was this fucking hacker
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: speedhacker
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and everyone was complaining and shit
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: this was when VAC was a steaming pile of shit
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: now they crusty and hard to flush down
FREAK FOR SKEET: haha
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: anyways
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: this motherfucka waas speeding
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and he killed all the motherfucking terrorists
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and i joined T
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and i threw a nade through mid
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: 999 damage
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: headshot
FREAK FOR SKEET: hello?
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: he died
FREAK FOR SKEET: thats not even possible
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: he got mad
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and left
FREAK FOR SKEET: u cant get a 999 dmg
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: well i think it might have been 400
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: or higher
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i think 999 damage is possible
FREAK FOR SKEET: or 100
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: no not 100
FREAK FOR SKEET: not with a nade
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: deff not 100
FREAK FOR SKEET: u can even get over 500 with awp
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: you can do alot of damage with a nade exploding in your face
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: this was back in the day
FREAK FOR SKEET: naw
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: they probably tuned it down
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: im sure of it
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: one of them steam updates tuned it down
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: because it was "unrealistic"
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: but it happened twice in one game
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i witnessed it
FREAK FOR SKEET: o..0
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: hahaha
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: thats my story
FREAK FOR SKEET: good one
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: mmhmm
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: killed a speedhacker with a nade
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: thats uber leet
FREAK FOR SKEET: but i was expecting more titties
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: you want a story with titties?
FREAK FOR SKEET: anytime
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: ok
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: these are about your moms pump and juicy melons
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: plump*
FREAK FOR SKEET: ur typo ruined it
FREAK FOR SKEET: im sorry
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: this is a passage from a book i wrote
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: about me and your mom
FREAK FOR SKEET: kk
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: *ahem*
FREAK FOR SKEET: *snugges in blanket with kevin by his side*
FREAK FOR SKEET: snuggles*
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: smacks jordans dick
FREAK FOR SKEET: *giggles*
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: *kicks him to the other side*
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: now stay little nigg
FREAK FOR SKEET: yes sir.
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: *pulls out a bloodstained axe and lays it beside jordan*
FREAK FOR SKEET: lol
FREAK FOR SKEET: lol
FREAK FOR SKEET: lo
FREAK FOR SKEET: lol
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: dross this and your balls will be splattered on that wall
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: FUCk
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: FUCKCUFKFUCKFUCKFUYCK
FREAK FOR SKEET: lol
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: NIGGERRRR TYPOOO
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: NIGERR
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: NIAHDJOAHFHAF
FREAK FOR SKEET: it was still good man
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: alright
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: back to story
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: ahem
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: "... and as I gently caressed her nipples, she gave a faint squal of surprise. I slowly worked her way down as i undressed her, softly licking her belly as I did so."
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: "Now we were stark naked. She squatted and gave a smile of surprised as she took a good look at the package i had for her."
FREAK FOR SKEET: lmoaoaoao
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: "She looked up and began to wrestle my dick with her tongue. She thrusted into the back of her throat faster and faster, then softer, pausing periodically to take breaths."
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: "She became quickly exhausted, but I knew it was not over yet. She licked her lips to clean off the residue of my jesus juice and began to touch her soft breasts. Slowly she began to stroke my dick in between the melons, putting the tip into her mouth and sucking vigorously"
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: "As we caught our breaths in silence, I knew it was time. I pushed her onto the bad and tossed he legs over my shoulder. She moaned in excitement and i positioned myself. I caressed her nipples, which became very hard to the touch. I inserted my penis into her hole, and it sucked it in quicte nicely. She was not a virgin, but it was still very tight. She squaled in excitement and I leaned over to suck on her now hard nipples and massage then togetherin circles."
FREAK FOR SKEET: lol
FREAK FOR SKEET: typo
FREAK FOR SKEET: but damn
FREAK FOR SKEET: man
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: "and thus, my little jordan... you were hence brought forth onto this world."
FREAK FOR SKEET: u should be a proffesional writer
FREAK FOR SKEET: roflmfao
FREAK FOR SKEET: u no wat..
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: how unfortunate
FREAK FOR SKEET: im gonna save this chat conversation
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i didnt even use a rubber
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: sigh
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: do as you wish
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: anyways
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: theres an afterword
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: afterward?
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: during this time, i met your supposed "father" and i handed the baby over to him and told him exactly how to raise the kid. He was going through a training program to finish his rehab and i told him that this was the final test. Looks like he got more than he bargained for
FREAK FOR SKEET: uh oh
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: He was actually in rehab to get rid of his addiction to weed, meth, dope, ice, smack, horse, beaver tranquilizers, barbituates, and butthash
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: you know what butthash is?
FREAK FOR SKEET: no
FREAK FOR SKEET: and idk if i wanna no
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: do you?
FREAK FOR SKEET: yes of course
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: alright
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: ok
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: so you take a two lite bottle
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: liter*
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and you poop and piss in it
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: you have to do both
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: otherwise it wont work
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: ok so after you shit and piss in it
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: you put a baloon over it
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and you let it sit out in the sun for 2 weeks
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and then when you done, you inhale the contents of the balloon
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and its supposed to give you hallucinations
FREAK FOR SKEET: brb
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: ok
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: go try it
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i know you are
FREAK FOR SKEET: do i tie the baloon?
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: you just put a baloon over the top
FREAK FOR SKEET: and keep it here?
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: yeah
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: sunlight
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: 2 weeks
FREAK FOR SKEET: The inhaled substance is said to initially cause unconsciousness, followed by intense hallucinations that can last up to 3 days. This act is said to leave a foul taste in the user's mouth for several days after a single use. This idea of a free buzz, and the experimentation thereof, is said to have sparked interest in students in Collier County, Florida. That's right, this drug is made up of urine and feces and people are actually trying it here in the United States.
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: lol
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: you looked it up?
FREAK FOR SKEET: http://www.quazen.com/Recreation/Drugs/Butt-Hash-The-Waste-High.57504
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: you didnt believe me?
FREAK FOR SKEET: dude
FREAK FOR SKEET: look at the pic on the bottom
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i know
FREAK FOR SKEET: its a bunch of africans
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: ive seen everything
FREAK FOR SKEET: AFRICAN KIDS

1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: hey
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: get the game
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: RESIDENT EVIL 5
FREAK FOR SKEET: dude dont try changin the topic
FREAK FOR SKEET: this shit is dope
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: LEEROOOYY JENKEMS
Jordan has changed their name to BUTTHASH FTW.
FREAK FOR SKEET has changed their name to BUTTHASH FTW.
BUTTHASH FTW: SHAKE IT LIKE A SALT SHAKER
BUTTHASH FTW: AND NO THX..
BUTTHASH FTW: resident evil scares me
BUTTHASH FTW: i get nightmares
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: lol
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: no that shit is so awesome
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: the new one
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: the movies are shit
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: the last one
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i saw
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: ONLY THE LAST ONE I SAW
BUTTHASH FTW: i member when i was like 8 and i would go to filipino parties and all the big kids would play resident evil on the ps2
BUTTHASH FTW: i would go crying to my mommy
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: yeah that shit is wack
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: dont play that shit
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: play resident evil 5
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: the other resident evils are really gritty
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and scary
BUTTHASH FTW: cuz the animals popin out of the walls and scarring me and the music and the blood and STOPSDOPSDOPOPODT
BUTTHASH FTW: STOP
BUTTHASH FTW: STOP
BUTTHASH FTW: STOIP
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: alone in the dark is scarier
BUTTHASH FTW: IM SO SCARED NOW
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and so is silent hill
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: silent hill
BUTTHASH FTW: stfy
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: that shit gave me the creeps
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i had a ps1
BUTTHASH FTW: *crying my fuckin ass off*
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and i played it
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and it was like
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: dare and RAINING for fucks sake
BUTTHASH FTW: Plz stop
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: DARK*
BUTTHASH FTW: this is a sensitive subject for me
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and i had a pistol and flashlights
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: hey man i get really scared
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: but you gottadeal with it
BUTTHASH FTW: i cant sleep
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: then dont
BUTTHASH FTW: i have too
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: ok
BUTTHASH FTW: i cant get it outa my mind and have trouble sleeping
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: so anyways
BUTTHASH FTW: i have to hump myself to sleep sometimes
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: it was dark and raining
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and i was walking down a cement path
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: there was like nobody aroung
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and all of a sudden
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i see this huge german shepard
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: thats like infected
BUTTHASH FTW: shh
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: he eating a dead body
BUTTHASH FTW: awaw
BUTTHASH FTW: w
BUTTHASH FTW: aww
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and he looks at me
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and HE Fwhat?
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i cant hear you
BUTTHASH FTW: then fix ur sound
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i did
BUTTHASH FTW: im screaming and crying
BUTTHASH FTW: sayin odnt
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: my dick makes the black chicks run
yo dick scare the earth from the sun

my dick make them ladies go wheee!
yo dick even scares the lepercys

my dick pop more cherries than a garden
yo dick only touch that gay bottom

my dick still hard like that vodka
yo dick seperate mama from papa

my dick is like jerry springer
yo dick smaller than yo smallest finger

my dick put holes in swiss cheese
yo dick look like it got stung by a bee

my dick is a hot babe magnet
yo dick is like bob saget

my dick need 40 girls to jack
yo dick doesnt even reach your sac

my dick put them niggas in their place
yo dick is a total asian disgrace

my dick make them girls shake it like jello
yo dick make them trannies go, "hello!"
Call from 1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT! started.
BUTTHASH FTW: lol.
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: shit nigga
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: my bad
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: you gonna save this convo?
Call with 1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT! ended.
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i think
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: just save it on word
BUTTHASH FTW: i will
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and if i feel like writing my sexual novel
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: then give it to me
BUTTHASH FTW: lmao
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and ill add to it
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: dude
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i might really write it
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: im not even kidding
BUTTHASH FTW: dude u could be really succesful with it
BUTTHASH FTW: i cant believe ur english teacher hates it..
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: mmhmm
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: oh well
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: white people holding us back
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: ive learned to live wit it
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: next centurys ours anyways
BUTTHASH FTW: hell ye
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: lol
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: there was an old saying
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: a prophet
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: really famous one
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: im not real sure of his name
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: im sure if you google it
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: anyawys
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: he prophesizes
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: that a the smallest country in asia will soon become the leading power
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and he said this wayyy back then
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: no vietnam
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: or cambodia
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: so they fail
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: and i dont think phillipines were founded
BUTTHASH FTW: hehe
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: only countries
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: are
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: mongolia
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: china
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: korea
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: japan
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i think
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: anyways
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: just a little history and philosophy lesson
BUTTHASH FTW: okkay
BUTTHASH FTW: uhm
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: no pinoys
BUTTHASH FTW: aw
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: lol
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: lolufail
BUTTHASH FTW:
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: wth
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: hashmeer
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: made a clan
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: or something
BUTTHASH FTW: yep
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: igssfitlod?
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: they losing though
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: lawl
BUTTHASH FTW: have u seen there picuture?
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: nah
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: like their real face?
BUTTHASH FTW: nope
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: i think ive seen their realy faces
BUTTHASH FTW: yes u have
BUTTHASH FTW: http://i36.tinypic.com/qx1e0p.jpg
BUTTHASH FTW: but this is there clan pic thingy
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: lol
BUTTHASH FTW: which perfectly fits their personality
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: lawl
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: no
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: hashmeer is not SUAVE
BUTTHASH FTW: yes but he's grabbin blondies ass
BUTTHASH FTW: or lokis
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: ok you got me there
BUTTHASH FTW: i cant tell
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: lol
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: either way
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: its win-win
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: for hashie
BUTTHASH FTW: lol
BUTTHASH FTW: a ketchup is a x-goron
BUTTHASH FTW: and blondie has to be the girl..
BUTTHASH FTW: and blade like to one deag ppl in alaska
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: goron?
BUTTHASH FTW: yes goron..
BUTTHASH FTW: don't tell me that u dont no what it is
BUTTHASH FTW: cuz ill bend u over right now
BUTTHASH FTW: okok well
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: :[
BUTTHASH FTW: Jordan..
BUTTHASH FTW: has to take a big nappy
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: daddy love you
BUTTHASH FTW: so he'll be big and strong for tommrow
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: daddy loves you
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: goodnight baby
BUTTHASH FTW: whos yo daddy
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: im going to make love
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: to mommy
BUTTHASH FTW: uhm
BUTTHASH FTW: good night
BUTTHASH FTW: daddy?
1nf3333_CT!<3BOOM HEADSHOT!: goodnight baby
BUTTHASH FTW: hehe peace